I was walking home the other day when I came across this weird black bump on the pavement. Two of them! They were the most adorable things in the world I’d ever seen. I don’t even know how I could have missed it, walking that same route twice a week.
Was it new? I never noticed!
Why was it shaped like… Well, look at it! It’s not particularly slender nor cylindrical.
It just inspires feelings of fuzzy ooziness.
“K-Ump rose from the deep, deep ooze where he had lain dormant for centuries. He emerged into the wet air, thrust his sensory nodules out to sniff, studied the lay of the land. How flat everything was. He crooned contentedly. The world was ripe for the taking.
“Then his ancient enemy Durty-Dawg sneaked up on him and lifted a leg.”